Decoding the Mystery of RSVP: A Comedic Guide to Social Etiquette

Decoding the Mystery of RSVP: A Comedic Guide to Social Etiquette

Lisa ROBISON |

Ah, the ubiquitous "RSVP." You've seen it, you've probably ignored it, and if you're like me, you've spent an inordinate amount of time wondering what in the world it could mean. Is it an ancient code from when parties were lit by torches and guests arrived on horseback? Well, buckle up, because we're about to demystify this party puzzle.

RSVP stands for "Répondez s'il vous plaît," which is French for "Please respond." Yes, we're using French to ask you to do something as simple as clicking 'yes' or 'no'. It's like sending a carrier pigeon to ask if you're coming to a backyard barbecue. But beneath its fancy facade, the RSVP card meaning is quite straightforward: it's your golden ticket to ensuring that you neither miss out on the fun nor leave the host with an extra chair and a sad, uneaten canapé.

The Art of RSVPing
When you receive an invitation with RSVP, here's what you should do:

  1. Respond Promptly: The host, bless their planning soul, needs to know how many to expect. If you're late, they might think you've fallen into a time vortex or, worse, that you're not coming at all.
  2. Be Clear: If the invitation says "RSVP by [date]," do it. Even if the card asks, "Will you be our guest?" and you're unsure, a simple "I'm working on my time machine, but tentatively, yes" will suffice.
  3. Dietary Notes: If you have dietary restrictions, mention it. "I'll come, but only if there's no kale" is as valid as "I'm vegan, please and thank you."
  4. Plus Ones: If you're bringing a guest, make it known. "Plus one, because I can't handle Aunt Edna alone" is both informative and humorous.

The RSVP Card: A Canvas for Your Social Intentions
The actual RSVP card is often a work of art in itself. It's not just a piece of paper; it's your opportunity to show off your personality:

  • Decor: Some people go all out with glitter pens or stickers. It's like your grade school art class all over again, but with higher stakes.
  • The Personal Touch: A little note saying, "Can't wait to see you!" or "Sorry to miss it, but have a blast!" adds warmth to what could be a cold transaction.
  • Technology: For the digital age, there are apps and websites where you RSVP. Here, your personal touch might be choosing a GIF that says, "I'm there!" or "No can do, but enjoy!"

The Modern RSVP Dilemma
In today's world, where everything is digital, the art of RSVPing has evolved:

  • E-Invites: They're convenient, eco-friendly, and easy to forget. If you get one, set a reminder. Your phone can do that; it's not just there for cat videos.
  • Social Media: With hashtags like #lookforlisa, where Lisa might be the host or the guest of honor, your RSVP can also mean posting about the event, creating buzz, and ensuring your spot in the social media history of the event.

When You Drop the Ball
Let's face it, sometimes you forget. Here's how to handle it:

  • Late RSVP: Call, email, or even send a carrier pigeon if you must. Apologize, explain the time vortex you were trapped in, and confirm your attendance.
  • No-Show: If you can't make it, communicate. Hosts would rather know you're not coming than set a place for a ghost.

A Special Shoutout to Go Print Plus
For those moments when you want your invitation to be as memorable as your event, Go Print Plus is where it's at. This woman-owned print shop, under the meticulous eye of its owner Lisa, ensures that your RSVP cards are not only a call to action but a piece of art. With #lookforlisa, you're not just sending out an invitation; you're making a statement.

Why RSVP Matters
  • For the Host: It's about planning. They're not just guessing how many chicken skewers to order; they're ensuring everyone has a good time.
  • For You: It's your chance to be a part of something special, to show respect for the person who thought you were worth inviting.
  • For Everyone: It's about community. By RSVPing, you're saying, "I'm part of this; I care enough to confirm my spot."

In the end, RSVPing is more than just a social obligation; it's a dance of communication where both parties move closer to the joy of shared experiences. So next time you see those four letters, take a moment to appreciate the invitation. It's not just an event; it's an opportunity to connect, laugh, and maybe even dance until the DJ plays "Free Bird" for the third time. Remember, your response is your contribution to the event's success – or at least, to ensuring there's enough food for everyone.